Please refer to my body as fat. Super fat. Death fat. Fatty fat fat.
Yeah, those sound 100% better.
the way i’ve seen some people on the internet talk about women
they really don’t seem to think we’re human
like. these fuckers on reddit talking about fertility and reproduction and us going ‘into heat’
like we’re some strange alien species or some sort of farm animal
it’s completely fucking insane
Well to be fair they might have read our weird alpha/omega knotting fan fiction and assumed that that was how
Like, one day in the distant future, Redditor Dude will finally get the V, and he’ll be fully prepared. He will have brought one (1) sonic screwdriver, one (1) Bendydoop Camberflaps face mask, and a prosthetic pregnant stomach to attach to his person.
Fanfic game strong.
toAST IM SCREAMIGN